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lookhowmanetfucksigive:

This is more for my own personal curiosity than anything. To prove a point to my self. 

pettyartist:

savedhaven:

drugniam:

babblr is hacking blogs right now so if you signed up you NEED to change your email for tumblr! They are hacking and even deleting accounts so what you need to do is go to the screw icon next to inbox and click on it then where it says ‘Email address’ change your current one to something else! Hurry before its too late also please spread the word xx 

THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE MY BLOG IS FALLING APART AND MY EMAIL WON’T VERIFY 

And THIS is why you don’t sign up for anything that isn’t verified.  >:T

I’m glad I never did but ALL OF YOU WHO I SAW ON MY DASH THAT DID SIGN UP NEED TO CHANGE EVERYTHING STAT.

But if you don’t install the plugin isn’t your email literally the only thing they have? How would they get access to your stuff with just that?

loki-forever:

people who leave right after a Marvel movie ends

Okay, so I was watching Iron Man 3 at the drive in, and people were leaving during the credits. It’s like, thanks SUV driver, I didn’t really want to see or hear the science bros scene, I wanted a face full of your smelly exhaust. So, thanks for that.

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
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I’m gonna reblog this in the hopes of having anything in my inbox.

Why is it so impossible to find a gif of that bit in the first x-men film where Mystique says “It’s people like you who made me afraid to go to school as a child” and then slaps the shit out of a senator with her feet? That’d be a seriously useful thing to have, but I don’t know how to make it myself. Anyone want to help with this conundrum?

quigonejinn:

irresistible-revolution:

fandom0ftheopera:

I’ve seen Elementary fans claiming their Sherlock is better than Sherlock’s because ours is an asshole and theirs is ‘sympathetic’ and ‘kind’.

I have nothing against Elementary, but may I just remind you - Sherlock is an asshole, because Sherlock is canonically an asshole. He was described as being cold, dispassionate and arrogant - not kind.

oh dear.

From ‘The Adventure of the Three Garridebs’, when Watson is shot: “For the first time, I had a glimpse of a great heart as well as a great brain.”

From ‘The Adventure of the Six Napoleons’, when Lestrade pays Holmes a sincere and heartfelt compliment : “And as he turned away, it seemed he was more nearly moved by the softer human emotions than I had ever seen him.”

From ‘The Problem of Thor Bridge’, when a rich client explains how he tried to seduce his children’s governess: “this young lady was in a sense under your protection…you have tried to ruin a defenseless girl who was under your roof. Some of you rich men have to be taught that all the world cannot be bribed into condoning your offenses.”

From ‘The Adventure of the Veiled Lodger’, after hearing the tragic story of a woman whose face was mauled by a lion; “Then Holmes stretched out his long arm and patted her hand with such a show of sympathy as I had seldom known him to exhibit, ‘Poor girl!’ he said, ‘Poor girl! The ways of fate are indeed hard to understand. If there is not some compensation hereafter, then the world is a cruel jest’ “

From ‘The Adventure of the Speckled Band’, when speaking with a client whose father is physically abusive: “Five little livid spots, the marks of four fingers and a thumb, were printed upon the white wrist. ‘You have been cruelly used,’ said Holmes.”

Also, in “The Adventure of Abbey Grange,” he helps a young man escape, who intervened to prevent an alcoholic aristocrat from beating his wife.

In “The Adventure of the Second Stain”, Holmes goes out of his way to shield Lady Hilda from her husband’s anger, even though the husband was Holmes’ client.

In “The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle” he lets a pathetic petty criminal go free because he doesn’t think making him a ‘jailbird’ will help.

There are many other instances of Holmes showing kindness, empathy and even breaking the law to help people gain justice.

Other phrases and words Watson uses to describe Holmes at various times:

“quiet, genial.”

“without a harshness, which was foreign to his nature.”

“he had a remarkable gentleness and courtesy in his dealings with women.”

Holmes may have displayed a certain impatience for social affectation, but he maintains a strong moral compass and asserts this fact several times, in various situations, towards various people.

This idea that Holmes is a “sociopathic” asshole is quite a contemporary reading and, might I add, a lazy one that’s as ignorant of mental illness as it is offensive to those of us who’re tired of white men getting to stomp all over people in the name of ‘genius’ and ‘anti-hero’ status. BBC Sherlock’s reading of Holmes is one that’s built on popular cultural tropes, and succeeds because of it. ‘Elementary’ reads Holmes with a fuller attention to the complexities of his character.

Anytime someone says ‘well Holmes is an asshole’ as a conclusive fact, I know that your canon knowledge is either limited or deliberately misinterpreted.

Do some re-reading.

A couple more notable quotes demonstrating just how much of Sherlock is  Moffat’s hard-on for arrogant, empathy-less assholes and has exactly jack and shit to do with the character from the Doyle stories: 

From The Adventure of the Yellow Face: “Watson,” said Holmes, “if it should ever strike you that I am getting a little over-confident in my powers, or giving less pains to a case than it deserves, kindly whisper ‘Norbury’ in my ear, and I shall be infinitely obliged to you.”

From The Adventure of the Noble Client, when Watson says that a nobleman was acting pissy and Holmes, who had tried to arrange for a reconciliation LET’S BE FRIENDS brunch between the nobleman, his would-be bride, and said bride’s actual husband: “Ah, Watson,” said Holmes, smiling, “perhaps you would not be very gracious either, if, after all the trouble of wooing and wedding, you found yourself deprived in an instant of wife and of fortune. I think that we may judge Lord St. Simon very mercifully and thank our stars that we are never likely to find ourselves in the same position.

From The Boscombe Valley Mystery: ”God help us!” said Holmes after a long silence. “Why does fate play such tricks with poor, helpless worms? I never hear of such a case as this that I do not think of Baxter’s words, and say, ‘There, but for the grace of God, goes Sherlock Holmes.’ “

From The Five Orange Pips, after Holmes fails to save a man who comes to him for help: “We sat in silence for some minutes, Holmes more depressed and shaken than I had ever seen him.  “That hurts my pride, Watson,” he said at last. “It is a petty feeling, no doubt, but it hurts my pride. It becomes a personal matter with me now, and, if God sends me health, I shall set my hand upon this gang. That he should come to me for help, and that I should send him away to his death —!” He sprang from his chair and paced about the room in uncontrollable agitation, with a flush upon his sallow cheeks and a nervous clasping and unclasping of his long thin hands.

From The Adventure of the Cardboard Box, “What is the meaning of it, Watson?” said Holmes solemnly as he laid down the paper. “What object is served by this circle of misery and violence and fear? It must tend to some end, or else our universe is ruled by chance, which is unthinkable. But what end? There is the great standing perennial problem to which human reason is as far from an answer as ever.”

From The Adventure of the Copper Beeches, Holmes to Watson: “There is no lane so vile that the scream of a tortured child, or the thud of a drunkard’s blow, does not beget sympathy and indignation among the neighbors, and then the whole machinery of justice is ever so close that a word of complaint can set it going, and there is but a step between the crime and the dock. But look at these lonely houses, each in its own fields, filled for the most part with poor ignorant folk who know little of the law. Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser.”

AND THERE ARE A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.  IS WHAT I’M SAYING.

I haven’t seen Elementary yet, sadly (it’s on my to-do list, I swear), but I think that if ya’ll think BBC!Sherlock is actually sociopathic or an asshole ( “high functioning sociopath” isn’t even a thing), then you need to rewatch the show.

(Source: lesamisdelabaisses)

goldenheartedrose:

falconwhitaker:

theannieplanet:

phaniels:

phaniels:

im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by asking cleverbot

do u think ur cute shercock

im laughing so hard it made a pun

Um. I got this.

Me: Are you Sherlock?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: How did you survive the fall?

Cleverbot: Because I am a super hero.

Me: What are your powers?

Cleverbot: I can control fire.

Oh it got better.

Mine

Me: Are you Sherlock?
Cleverbot: No. I’m scared of wizards.

(Source: frickstiel)