1. 10:13 1st Oct 2014

    Notes: 250263

    Reblogged from dudhead15

    Tags: puns

    123jaclyn321:

    zurashisu:

    madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    thediamondthatlived:

    madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

    what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

    I don’t know. What?

    a condescending con descending.

    get out

    That was beautiful

     
  2. 07:45 30th Sep 2014

    Notes: 51515

    Reblogged from cabooscarytops

    Tags: spoopy season

    princesszangiev:

    coltercat:

    The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

    somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

     
  3. 23:24 29th Sep 2014

    Notes: 32398

    Reblogged from lucypaw

    Tags: Ferguson

    jean-grey-o-lantern:

    So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”

    They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.

    Look at this

    imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage

    You can donate to protesters’ legal defense and bail here

    (Source: twitter.com)

     
  4. 15:01

    Notes: 3872

    Reblogged from twerkingobserver

    Tags: bot stuffpretty people

    kouotsu:

    Drossel von Flügel

    (Source: hyperd.blog66.fc2.com)

     
  5. 15:00

    Notes: 18372

    Reblogged from spockoandjimjim

    Tags: capitalist america jokes

    BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance

     
  6. 14:47

    Notes: 48810

    Reblogged from actuallyspinister

    Tags: puns

    quickbewitty:

    quickbewitty:

    Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

    Because they lactose

     
  7. 14:07

    Notes: 9904

    Reblogged from twerkingobserver

    writing tip #750:

    gr8writingtips:

    never, ever use the e-word in your writing. does your character have green e***? no. they have verdant orbs,  leafy pools, bright emerald fields resting on their face

    eggs? verdant orbs and ham?

     
  8. 11:29

    Notes: 54790

    Reblogged from pikachu-slut

    1. Me: *calls u a nerd*
    2. Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
     
  9. 11:22

    Notes: 787091

    Reblogged from goldenheartedrose

    Tags: punsspoopy seasoncomics

    someone-somewheree:

    gen-tan:

    xeduo:

    welcome-foolishmortals:

    This is going on my tumblr again.

    every october

    and some of the months in-between

    I get it…

    when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

     
  10. 10:54

    Notes: 61293

    Reblogged from youneedacat

    Tags: ultimate future house

    okideas:

    darksilenceinsuburbia:

    Villa Vals

    Architects CMA and SeARCH were focusing on the question if it would be possible to conceal a house in an Alpine slope while still exploiting the wonderful views and allowing light to enter the building when planing the Villa Vals. They decided to build a central patio into the steep incline to create a large facade with considerable potential for window openings. The viewing angle from the building is slightly inclined, giving a dramatic view of the beautiful mountains on the opposite side of the narrow valley.

    All images © Iwan Baan

    I WANTS IT!

     
  11. madeofpatterns:

    i-am-acerbic:

    To all my fellow autistics out there;

    Never, EVER feel guilty or bad for your neurotype.

    The ignorance of the many doesn’t make the conjecture they spread true.

    But… if you do feel guilty, try not to beat yourself up about it.

    It’s *hard* not to feel that way. I don’t think any of us are 100% successful all the time.

     
  12. 23:43

    Notes: 994

    Reblogged from youneedacat

    Tags: note to self

    Knowing how to be solitary is central to the art of loving. When we can be alone, we can be with others without using them as a means of escape.
    — bell hooks (via thefemcritique)
     
  13. birdghost:

    irl-spain:

    sentimentalslut:

    people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

    'eat something'

    'buckle up'

    'get some sleep'

    'here have my fries'

    'Im gonna draw you something'

    'Take an umbrella, it's raining.'

     
  14. 13:42

    Notes: 25379

    Reblogged from antique-symbolism

    Tags: Fullmetal Alchemistcosplaypuns

    nerdsandgamersftw:

    coincidentlyaccidental:

    nerdsandgamersftw:

    Gorgeous Alphonse Elric Cosplay

    Cosplay by Sveneld | Photography by Kucheruk Elena

    Bet that cosplay cost an arm and a leg.

    image

     
  15. aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.



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    aconnormanning:

    maneth985:

    fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    dajo42:

    if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

    I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

    This post was good but then it got better